What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Nothing wrong working on that happy ever after with u Anne even coworker with tell u got my heart Ge...
It sounds like you’re working your body very hard. When you’re working yourself it makes you sweat,...
In July 2028, NASA’s next New Frontiers program mission, Dragonfly, will launch to Saturn atop…
It depends on various factors. If a girl is wearing bra or not, if yes than what type, her body fat...
People who naturally stay up late, so-called "night owls", are more likely to experience faster cogn...
Freshman year of high school I fell in with two girls, let’s call them Lizzie and Jennifer. I was ve...
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal? This is going to be a...
I have been sitting on this question for a while because I don’t know how to “fix” this show. ATLA i...
your sister might be jealous of you because maybe you accomplish more than her or you get stuff you...
There are many reasons, but the person would have to ask someone who knows them. Most people who can...
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice...